squeegie kid

the act of using a dwarf or a midget to get the last drop of cum off your penis.

I say, Jamison. Let's stop the Bentley here, and please fetch me a squeegie kid. I do believe Muffy has finished and there's a bit hanging.

by fucwad March 17, 2004

Squeenish

adjective - The art of being a cliche plot device whore. (See also: Squeenix)

adverb - Squeenishly

-Garland sent the 4 fiends to the present from 2000 years ago so that they could be defeated and he could gain there power in a Squeenish time loop.

-Cecil is a Dark Knight and Squeenishly becomes a Paladin. He's also, Squeenishly enough, from the moon and Golbez's brother.

-When she was defeated, Ultamecia used the last bit of her power to go back in time and pass on her powers to Edea, Squeenishly sealing her fate in the first place.

-Tidus was from a Squeenish dreamworld.

by Bo the Destroyer December 10, 2004

Squallies

A female who is always trying to get her some nuts( you know how SQUIRRELS love nuts). But in this case, the female wants a guys testicles.

Female: mmmmm boy I would love to see what is in them pants
Man:' maaan bitch you don't even know my name! I can't stand squallies forreal forreal!

by fatbich March 5, 2014

ball squeezins

Male ejaculatory fluid (sperm) It's name comes from a cross between the slang for testicals and lemon juice bulbs that you squeeze (lemon squeezins) Though it is NOT recommended that you squeeze your balls to produce squeezins, a much better way of achieving this end result is to have sex.

Joe chucked some ball squeezins all over Cindy after she gave him the best fellatio of his life.

by prevensjonsmiddel February 16, 2008

squeegie kid

punk kids that stand on street corners trying to wash your car windows with a squeegie for spare change.

I avoid driving past there. Too many squeegie kids.

by Giselle Gardonyi March 15, 2004

Squallies

Plural for squally, meaning hoes or thotties. Not looking to be in a real relationship, just planning on fucking around with any guy that has a big dick. It's funny because squallies sounds like squirrels and squirrels eat nuts just like hoes waab !

You can't trust those squallies man.
I'm tired of squallies trying to get with me like fuck off.
These squallies be sucking dick for their daily meals, smh.

by chacha_JOYask January 8, 2014

Copin squalies

Receiving oral sex from a female.

-I was Copin' Squalies when you called me last night

-Jimmy was Copin Squalies alll night long

by DooWinks July 10, 2009