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squeegee men 

a man or woman who, with washcloth and squeegee in hand, cleans windshields of cars stopped in traffic and then somehow expects to get paid by the drivers
"squeegee men are conniving panhandlers who, because you pity them that very instant they finish the job, they take your money".(not to mention washcloth was dirtier than the windshield before they started to clean it and now the drivers side window is all smudge)
squeegee men by Sam Price November 29, 2007

squeegee merchant 

A person who hijacks your car at red traffic lights, aggressively cleaning your already-clean car windows and then demanding cash. Also a term of mild abuse.
Squeegee merchants infest inner london
squeegee merchant by Geoff Page March 23, 2003

Squeegee boys 

The boys in da city or da hood that go up to your car without asking and began cleaning the windows to get money. Can be intimidating and scary though they are ages 7-14.
1. Frank: Hey Mark, could I borrow 10 dollars for lunch today?

Mark: No sorry those damn squeegee boys guilted me to give them money.

Frank: Damnit

2. Faith: Hey is that Josiah?

Ashley: No! That's just a squeegee boy!
Squeegee boys by onionjohn2246 November 5, 2013

Squeegee Board 

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife
Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.
Squeegee Board by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

Squeegee Express 

When you cum on a girl's face and then stretch your nutsack to "squeegee" the cum off.
Guy: Here it comes!

Girl: Damn it it's everywhere!

Guy: One sec, I'll do a squeegee express!

Squeegee walk 

When your feet point outwards giving the illusion that your squeegeeing water on the floor with your feet.
look at the jew fro..with the t-rex arms doing the squeegee walk. He looks like a fool
Squeegee walk by HIGH PRESSURE January 4, 2013