Square Head

1. A person who sucks at running.
2. A cheater

Guy 1: Hey, let's join the cross country team!
Guy 2: Don't be ridiculous, you're a Square Head. -_-

Guy 1: Hey guys, I got caught cheating on math homework in Calculus.
Everyone: You're such a Square Head. -_-

by pooohbear March 22, 2010

Officer Square Head

A term for the disgusting, vile, Amber Heard. (Or Amber Turd.) As shown in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Depp referred to Heard as Officer Square Head in a text message.

Amber is such an Officer Square Head

by Phanhowelltrash April 30, 2022

square head

Drew Bligh Dobson, the most slack and dumb person actually living, who knew that if u had that much space in your head that you could be that dumb, but look at drew i say no more......

Drew Bligh Dobson - Square Headed Indavidual With Orange Features

by The Concerned Citizan April 19, 2005

Greasy Square Head

A faggot who takes (or used to take) too many selfies for the average male, which is known to be very fucking gay. He is also known for having a very cubed head and having very greasy long hair. Can get so greasy to the point where you can cook McDonalds fries in it. Tasty right?

(working at McDonalds)

Greasy Square Head - Hey Joe, lets take a selfie with me, you and the deep frier!

Joe - Don't be a homo dude, you are the deep frier, You greasy square head!! Idiot...

by BaconEh February 07, 2016

Square headed bottler

First said back in 1990 by a posh ginger (strawberry blond) to a square headed person who also happens to be a bottler.Irish slang use quite frequently by teenagers.

Curly : "The square headed bottler can fuck so far off if he doesn't come to the match."
Kelly:" will drag his ass to the stadium or maybe even tie him to Dan's bike

by Jack dake December 07, 2017

square head

peaople that make their hair look like they have squares on their head but it is really their skin

damn jenny gots a square head

by drew howe January 04, 2008

Square Head

Racist term reffering to the Latino Population who's very fond of soccer and reggaeton music cumbia, and bachata(Not limited to non squareheads) Those countries include Honduras, Ecuador, Mexico, Colombia, Guatemala, and Peru or anyone in or near South America with the exception of Hispanic areas Puerto Rico, Cuba, Dominican Republic(even though they act like squareheads) and Costa Rica.

Fucking squareheads and their soccer.

Watch where your going you squareheaded dick on a stick.

Why must square heads always blast that damn reggaeton music?

You hate salsa and your spanish? You must be a squarehead!!!

by Anti Square-head Association July 28, 2008