Officer Square Head

A term for the disgusting, vile, Amber Heard. (Or Amber Turd.) As shown in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Depp referred to Heard as Officer Square Head in a text message.

Amber is such an Officer Square Head

by Phanhowelltrash April 30, 2022

square head

Drew Bligh Dobson, the most slack and dumb person actually living, who knew that if u had that much space in your head that you could be that dumb, but look at drew i say no more......

Drew Bligh Dobson - Square Headed Indavidual With Orange Features

by The Concerned Citizan April 19, 2005

Greasy Square Head

A faggot who takes (or used to take) too many selfies for the average male, which is known to be very fucking gay. He is also known for having a very cubed head and having very greasy long hair. Can get so greasy to the point where you can cook McDonalds fries in it. Tasty right?

(working at McDonalds)

Greasy Square Head - Hey Joe, lets take a selfie with me, you and the deep frier!

Joe - Don't be a homo dude, you are the deep frier, You greasy square head!! Idiot...

by BaconEh September 23, 2016

Square headed bottler

First said back in 1990 by a posh ginger (strawberry blond) to a square headed person who also happens to be a bottler.Irish slang use quite frequently by teenagers.

Curly : "The square headed bottler can fuck so far off if he doesn't come to the match."
Kelly:" will drag his ass to the stadium or maybe even tie him to Dan's bike

by Jack dake December 9, 2017

square head

peaople that make their hair look like they have squares on their head but it is really their skin

damn jenny gots a square head

by drew howe January 13, 2008

Square-head

A prick wiv a square-head. an unfortunate child hu wil neva get a chick lolz

Frankie: i dnt noe wat i woz finkin, goin wiv Charles, he's so ugly
Kathy: i noe wiv his square-head
Frankie: lol

by Xx~Princess Lazy~xX April 13, 2009

square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend

Personal computer, specifically a reference to the monitor; used to describe those who spend too much time online or otherwise "involved" with their computer.

We broke up because s/he spends too much time with the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend.

Turn off the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend and come drink with us tonight!

by WhatDivaWants July 19, 2007