squanch

-Another term for meh, except much better.

Hey do you want to go out to eat at Bombay Sitar tonight?:
Squanch

by C Kuds May 14, 2005

Squanch

To trap or earn money for drugs illegally. To jug or rob. Going on a trip or journey to get or maintain a high.

Lets go squanch for weed.
I'm gonna go squanch for some crack.
Start squanching early for a good turn out

by brian_h05 December 13, 2015

squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by Luke January 20, 2004

Squanch

To crush, compress or smash.

Erin used a brick to squanch Scott's brains in for talking to much.

by KROPSi August 3, 2017

Squanch

Making out very, VERY wildely. Meaning mouth wide open, tongue going everywhere, everything nasty.

Oh my God, brah, we were squanching so hard last night.

by CreepzOfficial June 14, 2016

Squanch

When smoking marijuana, the last hit before the bowl is just ash.

Also can mean tired, or worn out.

I was excited about getting higher, but Jeff Squanched the bowl.

Jeff wanted to go to the gym after classes, but he was squanched after his algebra class.

by 17319827937193 October 2, 2017

squanch

AKA tatum or grundle

My squanch is sweaty

by Anonymous November 7, 2003