Squatched

To become bigger, stronger, and hairier.

James really got squatched this summer.

by mcboogy September 3, 2011

squadouche

A term used to refer to huge douchebags. Usually used in reference to a guy that completely sucks to the point that he has surpassed doucheness. He will usually have gelled hair and a shirt unbuttoned three-five buttons.

So I was talking to this chick and this total squadouche came and interrupted. All he talked about was his new fuckin hair cut and taking yager bombs.

by ssi_bulldawg December 1, 2007

squadouche

A tool, nerd, nebbish, or otherwise annoying fellow.

When my colleague advised me to bring my satchel to the client's offices, I thought to myself, "What a squadouche that guy is. Who uses the word 'satchel?'"

by Rock Rogers July 29, 2008

squouche

stupid, queer, and douche in one word

n. That kid over there is a squouche.

by olivepip January 7, 2009

squadouche

It means to move douchebag!

I couldn't get that rich white boy to squadouche.

by 5nake13ite August 6, 2008

squdouche

this term applys when you get the very uncomfortable feeling during any time of the day and usually means you are in the presence of a complete bitch. it can also mean during some situtations vansih and/or fuck off

Jaol : the dude chad is a squdouche

Maia : Joal... whts a squdouche ?

Joal: idk but i think we need to bitch slap him

by psychotoxic June 10, 2011

squanches

A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.

God, they haven't moved for days. What a couple of squanches.

by Volktronn February 26, 2018