no sword

When a man loses his 'manhood'. The term sword is an innuendo for the male penis.

Abi - Haha you suck at Swords Ben.
AJ - Well it's because he has a broken sword!
Abi - It must suck having to live life with a broken sword.
Ben - I would rather have no sword then a broken sword.

by Alijohn April 20, 2008

Master Sword

In the video game series "The Legend of Zelda", the Master Sword is the sword you need to get in order to defeat Ganon, the porcinous King of Evil. The Master Sword may only be pulled from its pedestal by a righteous and courageous person. Link, an orphan boy who gets involved in the plot by happenstance/coincidence turns out to be this chosen person, and after proving himself to the gods, he is allowed the Master Sword and uses it to challenge Ganon.

The Master Sword is not only a sword though. In the storyline for "Ocarina of Time" it acted as a key, and its pedestal was the lock. Upon removing or inserting the sword from the pedestal, you could travel back and forward in time by about seven years. In the storyline for "A Link to the Past", the Master Sword shoots a magical energy beam out of the end when Link is full on life energy. In all storylines involving the Master Sword, major enemies (including Ganon) attempt to fire evil magic beams at Link intending to kill him. This is where the Master Sword comes in handy; it is immune to evil, and can be used to deflect the evil away from Link, most of the time back at its caster.

The Master Sword is commonly referred to as "The blade of evil's bane". Tragically, upon pulling the Master Sword from the pedestal, the ancient seal on Ganon's magic is broken, and he only becomes stronger. Such is the fate of Link, Ganon, and Princess Zelda.

"Its power is gone, and its edges are dull!"
- Ganon, taunting Link about the Master Sword

by ryan y April 8, 2006

Penis Mightier than the sword

1. When someone intends to say "the pen is mightier than the sword" but forgets to put a space between pen and sword creating hilarious results.

2. Referring to the male genitals as being mightier than any sword, usually implying the speaker is a sex addict or has a large dick, etc.

Kate230: Well, you know as they all say, the penis mightier than the sword

John11s2: LOL typo

Kate230:OMG ROTF

Well the penis mightier than the sword! You wanna find out why?

by Pappaya Peppers April 26, 2010

Chatroulette Sword Fight

When two men, both Jerking themselves off, come upon each other on Chatroulette and keep Jerking off.

Buck: Dude, I was Jerking off all last night on Chatroulette, but every dude I came upon never clicked Next and I didn't want to, so we sat there just watching each other beat it.

Spen: Sounds like you were in a major Chatroulette Sword Fight

by BIGSPENT May 10, 2010

Sword and board

In role playing games in general, the expression "sword and board" refers to using a weapon in one hand and a shield in the other hand during combat, as opposed to using a weapon that requires both hands to wield and use effectively. Although the expression uses the word "sword" for aesthetic reasons (the rhyming scheme), the weapon in question can be any one handed weapon.

The monster we're up against next hits pretty hard, so I think I'm going to go sword and board for this battle.

He has to go sword and board because he doesn't have the strength to use a proper two handed weapon!

by JoshM February 11, 2006

clam sword

Not showering after having unprotected sex aka having a dirty penis with pussy juice still on it.

I banged this chick raw dog last night, and I still haven't showered...I have some serious clam sword going on right now"

by hugecocknballs81 August 1, 2011

liquid sword

The most lethal element of The GZA's verbal arsenal. The purest form of lyrical death known to man.

No man that ever saw the liquid sword lived to tell about it.

by Ignatius Strangelove December 10, 2007