urge to splurge

When one can no longer hold thy liquids in his body and must have them released.

In school I get the urge to splurge so I whip out my cock and get started

by White chocolate 2325 April 17, 2014

spurgled

To be sperm burgled. To become intentionally inseminated without the consent or knowledge of the poor bloke involved in the intercourse.

I can't believe that bitch spurgled me, now I'm stuck with this nutter for the next 18...

by Leewrong August 31, 2017

Sparger

Spar-GER; the cheap, bitter, drain-cleaning-fluid-like substance contained within generic white cans and sold as lager at your local Spar. Essentially, it is carbonated tramp piss.

"I've only got £2 to get collins'ed on. Looks like I'd better buy a 12 pack of Sparger"

"He said it was Corona, but it literally took the skin from the inside of my mouth. I'm sure it was Sparger"

by MagickDio February 4, 2010

smurgle

A singularly feline display of affection. The kneading, purring, nuzzling, or salivating that accompanies feline affection toward humans.

I found it difficult to read my magazine while Fluffy persistantly smurgled my chin.

by Dorothy April 21, 2003

slurggle

the noise a wet fart/shart makes while you are sitting down

I don't know what was more embarrassing, having to leave the Mexican restaurant for new slacks after sharting or the loud slurggle that got everyone's attention

by bamasa37sb34 April 28, 2011

Slurgin

Slut that acts like a virgin or more commonly
a virgin that acts like a slut.

Example 1
'Man, the way she acts, I bet she has fucked every boy in town'
'Nah mate, she's a total Slurgin'
Example 2
'Have you heard Neka is a total slut now'
'No way, she acts like such a virgin'
'Yeah, she's a slurgin'

by SnowBall_RozzaT January 25, 2013

splurgeded

the act of cuming immensely

yo that guy totally splurgeded

by massasivedongling February 17, 2021