Spurbeck

The act of being so incredibly gay that your organs shut down

“Bro, Noah is spurbecking again. Grab the defib!”

by Noah Spurbeck Jr. February 19, 2019

scurby

A Low-Life Piece Of Trash

That guy is a scurby bastard!

by Jake Roberts August 15, 2004

spurty

to not have a constant flow or pattern

The flow of customers coming in the strip club tonight was kind of spurty.

by Strippers Anonymous September 23, 2017

Spursy

To lose at the last minute a game that they could have won. Misses lots of chances

Spurs done a Spursy today and lost at the last minute to Liverpool, the mighty reds...

by Josemourinho'sunderpants March 31, 2019

Andrew Sturby

drop dead gorgeous, musically talented and extremely modest. a one of a kind mind that could fascinate anyone.
his voice is a cross between Fergie and Jesus and he has personality traits of a little boy which is nothing less then adorable. best cuddler in the world and has very soft and warm kisses. super frikin cool and super chill to be around. every guy wants to be him.

guy #1- damn that guy is the whole package, i suddenly feel insecure, i hate him..except i can't help but love him to..he's just so fkn cool :l

guy #2- yeah that's Andrew Sturby, he's all kinds of sexy, i wish i was him..

guy #1- me to..

by munchka September 23, 2011

spurgy

This is when a man, and sometimes a woman, will grow a beard without a moustache as a compliment to the beard and it appears as if they have an amish-like beard AND they have no known affiliation with the amish community. Spurgy can be used to describe the person or the ugly beard itself.

I saw a man the other day with a red and gray colored spurgy, and he was grooming his spurgy inside his station wagon as he sat at the red light waiting for it to turn green.

by elcaminocity February 18, 2010

Scurby

A wooden penis much like a peg leg.

-"Oh no the coconut and the budunkadunk now I have a scurby"

by J-bossss August 25, 2011