spunkled

When you've recieved a light, yet constant load of semen to the face. Imagine a sprinkler as opposed to a cannon.

"Man Corey was weak, i wanted a facial but i ended up getting spunkled"

by MoottheLoot January 14, 2006

Black spindle

One of the best Snipers of destiny In TKK Usually Obtaining it from the daily story mission Lost to light

Hey i just got the Black spindle i am so happy!

by IDK I JUST DO THIS FOR FUN August 9, 2016

kai spendley

A real fucking lad all the girls especially the one with the black coat a bit small and brown hair loves mr kai spendley he will fuck u up in a fight if it comes down to it but he will always do everything in his power to prevent/ignore it anyone that knows a kai spendley should respect him or ask him out or be his friend as he is one to keep

Girl: wow ur so fit I really want u to hug me in my black coat

Kai spendley: hey my name is kai spendley how about we take this to my room 😏

by SexyKaiTheLargeDickVI November 3, 2017

spindle tree

band. none of these guys have any game. except for the black one and the hot mormon virgin. i'd tap that. IT'S SO HOT IN HERE.

rob marshall: dude, spindle tree is totally copying us
jesse kyle: yeah, but they have no game

redhouse kid #1: IT'S SO HOT IN HERE
redhouse kid #2: kelen from spindle tree has entered the room...

by VIACOMALOVERR July 5, 2009

Spungle

v. to deplete one's savings on the most marvelous, yet frivolous, possessions and services;

To spungle is to live.

by -bal July 24, 2008

spunkle

Name given to that extra special uncle, the type of uncle who likes helping out at bath time.

Gary glitter is my spunkle. I didn't want to be in his gang, i just didn't have a choice.

by Mr Peeeeee March 9, 2010

Spungle

To mentally and physically obliterate one's anus by shoving a slingy hand so far up there, that blood poor out, with a little poop, although gross, it is now no longer a slingy hand, but is a part of their body.

Hey Tim, I heard that bitch got spungled last night.

by Violence February 18, 2018