im not a cock scrounger, but my actual ass pipe is drying up please please can i have your cock up it, oh go on please
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A demeaning way to describe someone who looks scroungy or dirty; wearing tattered clothing, having messy hair, etc. Anything that makes you look disheveled, makes you a scroungemuffin.
It’s basically raggamuffin but using the word scrounge instead of ragga as the prefix. Except raggamuffin usually refers to children, where as scroungemuffin can refer to people who look poor of any age.
It’s basically raggamuffin but using the word scrounge instead of ragga as the prefix. Except raggamuffin usually refers to children, where as scroungemuffin can refer to people who look poor of any age.
Person 1: “Cindy is such a scroungemuffin.”
Person 2: “I know, she looks like she hasn’t showered in weeks...”
Person 1: “I bet she shops at Goodwill.”
Cindy: “Hey I’m back, sorry I look like such a scroungemuffin.”
Cindy’s bf: “I think you look adorable all scroungy like that.”
Person 2: “I know, she looks like she hasn’t showered in weeks...”
Person 1: “I bet she shops at Goodwill.”
Cindy: “Hey I’m back, sorry I look like such a scroungemuffin.”
Cindy’s bf: “I think you look adorable all scroungy like that.”
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This ploy may work on account of the subject still bearing remnants of his respectable past, may be fairly well-attired, and, besides a comical slur, appear articulate and well-mannered. Some playful flirting and/or shameless compliments are vital components in the Scrounge Lizard's armoury.
These tools cease to be available after more than two successful stints during the day. At this time the Scrounge Lizard, having consumed his bodyweight in cheap hooch and pissed his pants at least once, may resort to less affable and more direct means of fuelling his addiction, although when his flagrant piking is challenged the charm offensive is redeployed, to sometimes devestating effect.
Note: the Scrounge Lizard's natural habitat forbids off-licences as domains, usually because the clientele will not be susceptible to charm or sympathy.
This ploy may work on account of the subject still bearing remnants of his respectable past, may be fairly well-attired, and, besides a comical slur, appear articulate and well-mannered. Some playful flirting and/or shameless compliments are vital components in the Scrounge Lizard's armoury.
These tools cease to be available after more than two successful stints during the day. At this time the Scrounge Lizard, having consumed his bodyweight in cheap hooch and pissed his pants at least once, may resort to less affable and more direct means of fuelling his addiction, although when his flagrant piking is challenged the charm offensive is redeployed, to sometimes devestating effect.
Note: the Scrounge Lizard's natural habitat forbids off-licences as domains, usually because the clientele will not be susceptible to charm or sympathy.
"What took you so long? I've been in here ten minutes."
"Oh yeah sorry, i was stuck swatting away some pathetic scrounge lizard outside."
"Oh yeah sorry, i was stuck swatting away some pathetic scrounge lizard outside."
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