SPRITE is a very extremely fascinating drink!!! Its been such a phenomena its even being refferd to
ad th new fountian of youth!!!!! Yes it is good! But thats not all combined with other flavors and drinks it can be outrageously, dangerously amazingly, fantastically, incredibly beneficial to not only humans but inanimate object too! Not only can it make
u feel good when your sick, or help u memorize information for a test when you hardly studied but combined with
grape and
vanilla it can actually stimulate ur brain, help you "perform" better and even give you the adrenaline or
confidence to obtain the neccessary skills to overcome any obstacle, force, opponent or task. Its simply amazing!! Try sum today!!!!!
"My garden wont grow at all?"
My garden is grwing vastly now, thanks to the wonderful powers of SPRITE!
"AHhhhhhhh!.... i cant open this stupid jar!!"
"give me a jar.another jar...another!!... With the magic of sprite I can open any jar!!!!"
"drink sprite or
die"
"give me Sprite or give me Death!!!"
"4 score and sum odd years ago a drink was conceived! A wonderful amazing drink. A drink so
tight we simply call it sprite.
"boo hoo.... My significant other left me/ now i got the blues..."
" my significant who??? I
don't have one of those. I cant remember when i last did. All i remember is getting this SPRITE and all my worries were gone!!! Thanks Sprite!!"
Actual testimonies~~
"SPRITE is
TIGHT!!!"
"Sprite changed my life!!!"
"Sprite gave me a second chance at living!!!"
"Sprite saved me from a
deep spiraling depression that would ended with me, a
car, and a cliff.....Thanks to SPRITE im
happy as can be!!!"
"Sprite saved my
marriage!!!"
"My baby's first words were SPRITE is
TIGHT. Thank you sprite!!!"
"If it wasn't for Sprite i never would have noticed that open car door, containing on the drivers seat that pencil, to which the address on it spelled backwards read the name of the building downtown that was being robbed in which the silent alarm wouldnt go off. We saved all those
people all thanks to SPRITE!"