sprained nipple

~When you touch your nipple so much it feels like you sprained it.

~the feeling of a sprained knee but on your breast.

~when your lover bites your nipple so hard during a sexual encounter that you feel he/she has sprained it.

Sara- "Johnny bit my nipple so hard last night that I feel like he sprained it...should i see a doctor..or nah?"
Jamie- "Nah girl its just a sprained nipple."

by jamieB February 19, 2014

sprinternet

The mobile internet used on sprint customers phones, know for its slow loading times and overall suckishness.

"Dude why is it taking you forever to do a google search" , " i have sprinternet" " dam that sucks"

by raymaas August 17, 2009

Boner sprint

The act of sprinting out of a house with a still erect tallywhacker (penis) after ejaculating on a woman's tits mid-coitus

After I jizzed on that hot chick from the indian casino, I had to boner sprint out of there cuz she was pissed

by Garythecougar January 21, 2011

Sprint

Bitch ass phone carrier that can't do shit right! You can't walk down the street and take a fucking call, you lose service all the goddamn time and high speed internet ?? MY FUCKIN ASSHOLE! Call customer service and I guarantee you will get told, "Oh don't worry, we have tip-top coverage in your area, DON'T LEAVE US! We're working on it for youuu.." . BULLSHIT. They are full of shit, Bad service, bitch ass customer service and crooks with shit-filled assholes who advertise a phone company that doesn't even live up to its shitty ass expectations. Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile, shit it's worth the fucking money if you want to actually have a phone! The only thing Sprint has given me is my official MODO OF 2017.. "FUCK SPRINT!" Let me say it louder.. "FUCK SPRINT !!!!"

(Verizon)

Hey Sprint! Call me baby!
-Delivered

( Sprint )

I can't, I'm Sprint!
-Not delivered

( Verizon )

Helloooo...? Damn ur fake! FUCKIN DICK!!
-Delivered

by exploding air plane 6969 July 12, 2017

sprained brain

What happens when you think more than you're accustomed to without properly stretching your brain first. Can result in serious brain pain and possibly permanent brain malfunction. Can be caused by overstudying, overthinking, overphilosophizing, and the chronic use of hallucinogens, which can decrease brain function and thus make an accidental sprain more likely.

Person: I've got my calculus class at 7am tomorrow...aauughh....

Friend: Oh yeah, I took that one last semester. I got a sprained brain from it, make sure you stretch before class.

Person: ...how...do you stretch your brain?

Friend: I dunno, but it gives you an interesting visual, doesn't it?

by Kayl June 12, 2008

Shit Sprint

The straight-backed, knee-locked, cheek-clenched speed-walk to the bathroom to take a shit. Happens when you're about to shit yourself but can't run to the toilet because you need total muscle control to keep from shitting your pants. One is often unable to communicate with others because talking might divert concentration from the sphincter.

Man 1: "Did John hurt himself recently? He was walking funny when I saw him a minute ago."
Man 2: "No, Man. We went to Chipotle for lunch and he was probably just taking a Shit Sprint to the bathroom. I think I set a world record when I did the same thing half an hour ago."

by sociologistjosh March 30, 2019

self control sprain

Self control is just like a muscle, and, when overused, it gets strained and doesn't work anymore.

I've been studying all week. Now I've got self control sprain. I can't make myself wake up or stop eating cookies!

by lilgrnfrg May 25, 2012