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Spasti

It's when someone behaves like an idiot, or doesn't understand what's going on.
Martin keeps on annoying Zaza. He is a Spasti!
by Heidi Uschi December 16, 2011
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Spastic Eagle

When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.
Your mum did a spastic eagle with her co-workers the other night in the office.
by Eskibear October 26, 2003
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Spastic Head

Someone who is really dumb in the head, as if they are on crack but they aren't on anything.
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!
Dad: "OI CUNT DO THE DISHES"
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*
by McKFC August 3, 2018
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spast

so ein spast der andré pfohl
by harassor January 4, 2005
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Soster

Soster (noun) : An interested.

The word "Soster" was invented by Nigerian Rapper "Dr Sus", when he called infamous Minecraft YouTuber "soster" for being intrested.

The "Soster Movement" was started by Bolivian Minecraft YouTuber "Capade", after he discovered the video "KIRARIN IBRAHIM AHMAD NA'JALLI (SARKIN SHANUN BAKAN DAWAKIN TOFA) NA MAZA GUMBAR DUTSE A RAHMA TV", which caused him to discover Dr Pure's Vibe Zone
When the is intrested. Soster.
Soster.
a;;we . Soster.
by Shanun_ January 10, 2021
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Tween Spastics

The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.
After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.
by Baltimore Beatdown October 24, 2007
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Spastic in the attic

"Spastic in the attic" Refers to someone who has been or is being ostracised, outcast or neglected due to medical or social reasons.
"Look Buckley, I know I've broken my arm, but I'm not going to be treated like some spastic in the attic!"
by James Buckley August 26, 2007
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