Sporkish

The state of not knowing how to feel, between emotions.

'How do you feel today?'

'I am sporkish'

by Richard Hempstock July 30, 2008

snorklesnout

A Big nosed Jew

There were a couple snorklesnouts in the law firm.

by john distortionato April 19, 2018

sporkjitsu

Noun. Form of martial arts techniques using a spork. Similar to jujitsu, but using sporks instead.

Watch out! That guy has two sporks in his hands and I think he knows sporkjitsu!

by J. Nick Payne May 2, 2006

dookie spookies

An condition resulting from some type event that makes you so scared you shit yourself.

When the prof caught us talking in class, he flicked us off and yelled at us! I was so freaked that I got the dookie spookies.

by Quintus Abraham March 7, 2008

Sparklie Pencil

A Beddazled Penis. Used in the pornography industry.

WHOA!! that sparklie pencil blinded me!!!

by DANKYNUG July 16, 2010

sparkles and sunshine

Representative of everything that is good in the world, from pleasant states of mind to physical objects. Normally used in the negative form or sarcastically.

Jimmy: How was karate practice today?

Bob: Not great, I got kicked in the nuts...

Jimmy: Wow, how are you doing?

Bob: Well, I'm not freaking sparkles and sunshine, that's for sure.

by TitsMcGee(.)(.) October 2, 2012

Sparkles

Sparkles is that feeling when you miss someone but also know that they’re there for you. No matter what.

miss you baby

Sparkles is coming!

by anonymous June 13, 2018