spooktober

The month of October, and the best time of the year. When all memes become Halloween-themed and everything is full of skeletons and spooks.

The word is a conglomeration of the words "spooky" and "October", and it's called that because of how spooky this month is.

Jordon: Hey did you see my new moth meme on r/okbuddyretard?
Ty: Bah, who makes moth memes anymore?, it's Spooktober!

by realVladDrac October 11, 2018

dirty spoon

When a dirty, coffee stained spoon is left outside of a room to indicate that aggressive penetrative anal sex is being performed inside.

We better not go in there. Ben has left a dirty spoon outside the door.

by Dirty_Spoon June 15, 2016

spoon the mustard

A person who uses the opposite sexes bathroom.

You look like you are the type of guy who likes to spoon the mustard

by The mustard spooner May 19, 2016

How to spoon

Dick hard on the butt, titty in my hand, kiss ya neck.. HELL YEA

How to spoon

by Burn the Jews March 10, 2018

peanut butter spoon

I don't know if it's a thing but it sounds like it should be.

oh hey Charely, you got a peanut butter spoon?

by sum-1 September 18, 2020

spoon before poon

the act of cuddling another before completing the performance of a lifetime

Greg: dude, did you shag her last night?
George: naa we did the good old spoon before poon
Greg: classic

by Mr BigG April 30, 2015

pee spoon

When a person is so drunk that they wet the bed at night, after having hooked up with another person, thus accidentally peeing on the other person while spooning. The spooning creates a mystery as to who actually was the person who peed, leading to equal parts shame, awkwardness, and confusion.

John: "Dude, did you hear about what happened to Patrick last night?"

Chris: "No, man. What's up?"

John: "He blacked out, took this girl home, and woke up in a total pee spoon."

by U-G February 20, 2011