sponging poons

Bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. They find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. They also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a trick, but saying the camera was too slow to get it, hence, the added word poon

Dustin and Brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and bitching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and spoon in the bed, often watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

by Ashley June 5, 2004

sponating

this is a slang term used to abbreviate when a man gives up his pride and joy (sperm) to let others share the magical substance to concieve a child for another women without doing the enjoyable bit. this may be done for number of reasons,money,religion(trying to get more people into the world),fun or even just trying to help out but anyway its done sill makes the child feel worthless and out of place, usually a factor of deppression
sp:sperm onating:donating

"hey i was went to the hospital today"
"why what was wrong"
"Oh nothing I was just sponating to get a little money for the family"
"but dont you have aids"
"yeah but i gave it to them cheap so they didnt care

by the goth fairy July 28, 2009

Spencing Out

The name given to those who act out immaturely, like Spencer Pratt's meltdown on I'm a Celebrity, Get my Out of Here.

Person #1: "Oh, boohoohoo! Blah, blah, blah!"
Person #2: "Dude, you're totally Spencing Out."

by CCSchott June 16, 2009

scorching balls

An extreme heat

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."

by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011

scorching take

A huge hot take

Kyle: Yo Selena Gomez low key looks like Margot Robbie
James: What a scorching take!!!

by thehandsomechild August 23, 2021

Scotching

What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.

What's Pork Scotch up to today?

Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.

Doesn't he ever get bored of it?

Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.

by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009

splinching

Splinching occurs in the planning process when a plan that is being transformed into reality is missing critical elements. Often these are important legal requirements that were put in the plan to mitigate proposed impacts and to make a bad plan pass review with strong opposition. The result often end in dire consequences. Somethings can be fixed, but often there is a mess, and the develpers often wiggle out of them, or ignor the reqirements, because they will be much less pressure to enforce them once the plan is adopted. The problem is often exasperated when when the developer runs out of money and goes bankrupt.

Splinching also occurs during apparition process between when a wizard disparates (disappears) and apparates (appears some where else). Splinching is the unintended spliting of the wizard and results in an incomplete wizard. To undo the problem the Ministry's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad is required.

Activist one: This plan is going through some serious splinching problems. They aren't putting in the environmental safe guards like they promised, and the water coming out of here looks like an LSD experience.

Activist two: Where's the County's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad when you need it.

Activist three: There sound asleep in the bed of the developers.

by mlhiss March 29, 2008