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sponating 

this is a slang term used to abbreviate when a man gives up his pride and joy (sperm) to let others share the magical substance to concieve a child for another women without doing the enjoyable bit. this may be done for number of reasons,money,religion(trying to get more people into the world),fun or even just trying to help out but anyway its done sill makes the child feel worthless and out of place, usually a factor of deppression
sp:sperm onating:donating
"hey i was went to the hospital today"
"why what was wrong"
"Oh nothing I was just sponating to get a little money for the family"
"but dont you have aids"
"yeah but i gave it to them cheap so they didnt care
sponating by the goth fairy July 28, 2009
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Sporting KC 

The best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. We hate the Chicago Fire, the Seattle Sounders, DC United, and any other MLS teams.
Person 1: "Man, I wish the Sounders were as good as Sporting KC."

Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."
Sporting KC by FootyChronicles January 1, 2012

Spouting 

When you're put on the spot and don't know what to say so you start spouting nonsense
I wasn't paying attention when Mrs.Smith called on me in class so I started spouting some random facts

sporting leather 

The stage between a flacid penis and full tumescence; in a semi erect state. Derived from the pottery terminology describing the leathery state which clay will enter before fully hardening. Coined by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show.
"I'm sporting leather," says Adam to his other loser buddies in ceramics class as a hot chick enters the classroom.

"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.
sporting leather by Guydudebro March 23, 2011

sporting off 

To be completely relaxed and at peace with one's environment. People often misconstrue this term to mean "masturbating" or "jerking off." This is a complete misperception.
The man sitting at the bar was watching the game, enjoying a light beer and sporting off.
sporting off by A.C. Chach April 11, 2010

spontangerous 

Concoction of spontaneous & dangerous, as made popular by Chevy P of Field Mob.
To get on the backseat while driving is usually quite spontangerous.
spontangerous by ricci-s September 1, 2010

meme-spouting 

when one continuously and irrelevently shouts out memes, either online or off.
Person 1: LOLOLOLOL, DESU~DESU~DESU, COOL STORY BRO, MUDKIPZ, FAIL LULZ!!!!1!!1!one!

Person 2: Stop that meme-spouting and go back to niggertits.
meme-spouting by mootisatroll September 26, 2009
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