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Spooning

Spooning basically means you're hugging someone close to you.

You're facing the other person's back as that other person is facing away.
Guy: Hope you like my stomach rubbing on your back as my arms are wrapped around your body.
Girl: I love it when you wrap your arms around me, I love spooning !
by Edgy_shit January 24, 2019
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spooning the toilet

The act of wrapping ones self around a toilet during a long vomiting session (after drinking) because standing is not possible after the first half hour. Can also be observed if said person passes-out in position.
Approximately 2:00 in the afternoon on Josh's 21st birthday:

"Where's Josh?"

"He's already spooning the toilet."

"Did you get pictures?"
by bteen3 December 18, 2007
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Platonic Spooning

A great way to keep warm and shelter your friend when it gets that little bit chilly at night, or it could be used as an opportunity to catch up on what they did that day. Platonic spooning is just like regular spooning, only it's with too friends. A great way to build camaraderie!
"Yo! Me and my friend Amira engaged in a night of platonic spooning last night!"

"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"

"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"
by Dr. Oot Erous November 7, 2012
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Kangaroo Spooning

The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.
Austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. His girlfriend was really jealous.
by kingblingdong April 27, 2010
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Aggressive Spooning

Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.
Similar to regular spooning,Aggressive Spooning is more painful.
by Dinde October 14, 2008
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Spooning

Dick hard on the butt, titty in your hand, kiss her neck, hell yeah.
Guy: I went spooning with my wife last night
Shopper: really?
Guy: hell yeah
Shopper: hell yeah
by nichosal December 20, 2013
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Spooning

A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.
by Jeff K October 2, 2002
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