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Sploot

The action of spitting something out.

Examples of things you can sploot include: Toothpaste, your partners milk, and the little pieces of popcorn that get stuck in between your teeth.
If you don't sploot your toothpaste then you might swallow it.
by SplootForAll April 13, 2017
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Sploot

Describes the action of a masseuse "accidentally" touching your genitals while giving you a massage.
"How was your massage? "
"Awesome! She totally splooted me"
by Just north May 10, 2018
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SPLOOT

Sploot or Splooted is a word to describe throwing something at house, this may consist of an egg, pottery or even a mattress!
I’m going to sploot Michelle’s house tonight!

I think Michelle got splooted earlier
by anonymous September 27, 2020
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sploot

An affair between to married bisexuals of the same sex.
I think tony is having a sploot with the milkman
by EC May 18, 2003
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Sploot Jootin

"Jenna was Sploot Jootin that wad."
by gener October 29, 2003
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sploot

Sploot can be used for anything such ass

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Fuck you son of a sploot wanking fuck dog

i raped ure sploot

she was like im cummin cummin SPLOOT OH GOD YES

Ye split me open oh joy jolly splootin of ye

Sploot Dun dun dun SPLOOT oh oh ya FUCK ME U SPLOOT DOG

i splooted my manjiuce all over her slootin sploot hole
OMG I FUCKING SPLOOTED ALL OVER MY FUCK DOG SHIT FUCK GANG MEasdfasdfasdf
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Sploot

When a cat becomes so comfortable they look kindof like a fluffy poodle.
"I just got a new memory foam bed mat, now when my cat gets on it she becomes a total sploot"
by CatDogKing007 November 19, 2021
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