Splooptardian

A language created by a few friends that spread across the whole school.

"The people speak splooptardian"
"Splooptardian is how we communicate"
"The splooptardian people are very sploopid"

by Richert Jackson March 3, 2023

Spoonta

A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands.

"She swallowed my spoonta"
"I would love to fill her with my spoonta"

by PG November 13, 2003

Sploonth

n. A small creature resembling a butterfly that feeds on leaves. It has seven two-toed legs, two identical whappers, a long neck, a teardrop shaped head and a raspy tongue.

-Look, Cyrine, I found a sploonth!
-I think it is eating your ferns.

by Starfishy12 October 7, 2018

Splootounks

The sound a large piece of shit makes as it comes into contact with the toilet bowl's water, thus resulting in a splash of shit juice onto the off loader's buttcheeks.

Man! After that doubles and Ritual's I really had a case of the splootounks!

by Dr. Flatulence Ph.D January 3, 2017

splont

Splont

Splont is a synonym for stress. Splont is a synonym for stressful, stressed, stressing are all

Jenny: The book report has been stressing me for the past week..

Mia: even I am very splonted about it.. (the repeatition of stress has been stopped and the second time it was replaced with 'splonted'.

by Goldey the brilliant December 1, 2021

Sploot

When a dog lays in a Superman position. They stretch the front legs out and the back legs straight back.

*while getting in position*
“What is Jojo doing?”
“We got a splooter in the house!”

by JarRodTophIley May 16, 2021

Sploon

sploon (noun); verb, splooned, splooning, adj sploony

noun (onomatopoeic)

1. A dreadful painful wailing whooping noise specifically on the guitar, often heard during a preposterously self indulgent guitar solo. always out of context to the music being played and often with the use of a whammy bar.

"Whoa did you hear that total sploon from Stevie fucking Vye there? - He's playing the hokey-cokey at a third birthday party - not fucking Madison Square Garden!"

by Jock Ferrie June 12, 2013