Splooging

Causing a mass eruption of bodily fluids, mostly out of the penis.

Why are you splooging all over me!?

by NelliyJuice November 5, 2011

sploobing

The act of stabbing someone in the boob with a spoon

I was sploobing all night

by dollerbill April 9, 2004

sploogable

A female worth ejaculating on.

Natalie Portman is sploogable.

by IronChefTex April 28, 2005

sploignant

Being lit as fuck while still being lame as fuck.

Damn...

Damn, that bitch is so fucking sploignant...

by Coopdaddyslim January 10, 2017

Space Sploogie

Free-floating sploogie (human or other mammalian jism) suspended in a zero-gravity environment, or a liquid environment wherein the seminal juice maintains a buoyancy equal to that of the suspending fluid.

On MIR, several sensitive instruments were damaged by a space sploogie, carelessly ejaculated by one of the astronauts.

by Gendou February 28, 2008

Spooging

A foul smelling musk that a snake releases from their vent. Spooging occurs when a snake is handled and is scared.

I picked up my snake and it started spooging all over me!

by Snake Spooger November 8, 2011

sploogatize

to be made in the form of splooge

Sploogatize me, Cap'n!

by Brandon April 14, 2005