Its a vape. Gotta say sploof so that the teachers wont know what your up too in the bathroom. If your in the bathroom waiting for a hit from the juul and a teacher walks in, just recall it as a sploof!
by Pass the sploof October 30, 2019
An antonym to queef. A sploof is when a woman's vagina contracts in order to suck in air or other gasses/fluids.
"Dude I'm trippin about my girl, dawg. I think she wants a baby. She was sploofin' a motherfucker's wiener last night like her vag-patch was taking a Colorado bong hit."
by ace101.2 January 21, 2010
Billy: Hey dude we're all out of milk, want me to go get some more?
Gary: No sweat Billy ill just refill the carton with sploof.
Billy: Whats sploof gary?
Gary: The stuff i covered your dog in last night.
Gary: No sweat Billy ill just refill the carton with sploof.
Billy: Whats sploof gary?
Gary: The stuff i covered your dog in last night.
by Roxas November 29, 2006
by Fannni February 3, 2011
Sploof (Noun)
1. Something that Pickled_Weasel doesn't know about.
2. Pickled_Weasel doesn't know what this means.
1. Something that Pickled_Weasel doesn't know about.
2. Pickled_Weasel doesn't know what this means.
WHAT THE HECK IS a "SPLOOF"?!?!?
by Magichound July 20, 2004
by Dirt January 26, 2005