Splodge

A small, wet mass of any sort, or the onomatapeic word for the noise it makes. Also a shortened form of Sploodge.

That paint fell from the ceiling and landed with a splodge.

If you're going to buttfuck me at least clean up your Splodge.

by Testes_tony July 19, 2003

Sploogie

Semen that seeps out of the head of the penis after ejaculation into ones underpants.

Damn, I have damp sploogie all inside my underwear!

by Hexaba November 16, 2004

splodie

It can be used to emhasize anything. It is a noun, and a verb. As long as it is used (and sounds good) in a sentance or phrase, you get one point.

I totally splodied all over!
What the splodie is that?

by bdpenguin May 23, 2006

Splodgey

A Term Used to Describe The Texture Of a Wet, Soggy surface.

Me: EWW!!! Danny D! You've got Splodgey Stuff on your shoe!

Danny D: I know!!! It's shit!

by DeathStorm™ June 1, 2009

Sploogie Poindexter

a male masterbator; usually a computer geek that is addicted to porn sites.

The IT guy is such a Sploogie Poindexter that his thumb and forefinger are constantly slick.

by David December 2, 2003

Sploogie

Spitting a lob of semen back at someone

Male friend: She hocked a sploogie at me and now it is in my hair.
Other friend: I can clean it, I am used to cleaning my hair after the sploogie boogie on Halloween

by Craigcraiginington November 18, 2020

Splodger Dodger

dodging a flying poo

dodging a flying poo

austin is a profesinall splodger dodger

by unyeetable July 20, 2022