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Splitgate

Splitgate is an awesome new arena shooter game made by indie devs 1047 games, it was made in May 2019 but i mean it kinda died out. But recently in july 2021 it came to console and oh boy was it popular, the servers had issues and i mean the ques where long af. But eventually it was stable. The game is like If Halo and Portal got drunk in a bar and then banged each other but then instead of getting an abortion, Portal set the kid up for adoption and the child eventually found a foster home with Fortnite which it spent it's child hood being influenced by. So yea halo with portals but also with a battle pass and a similar free-to-play item shop cosmetic system as fortnite, oh yea did i mention that it was FREE TO PLAY!! AND CROSS PLATFORM!!!!! AND REALLY FUN!!!!!!!!!
Halo fanboy: "oOOo SPltGAte Is jUsT a CopY Of HalO YoU LaZy DevS JusT WantEd To LeACh OfF InfinIte'S PopULaRity"

Devs: "ummm no actually it has other ideas and stuff in it too ok it aint just a halo clone, splitgate is a Halo like game with portal mechanics and different weapons and cosmetics and game modes and such"

Halo Fanboy: *drinks green Monster Energy drink. "uH Ok JeloUs LoSer"
by Bluburry August 11, 2021
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splateatspudding

Someone: Hey look there's splateatspudding

Someone else: wow he sure is handsome!
by Breadist July 5, 2021
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Splitgate

when during sexual activity, a man will open the gates of the upside down with telekenitic powers, unleashing the full force of Eleven from Stranger Things while trying to widen a woman's pussy!
Person 1: Ayo what'd you do last night?
Person 2: Bro I used the Splitgate and I unlocked the demogorgon from the upside down!
Person 1: No way!!
by lilbithawkified August 10, 2021
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Splitgate

A fun new game that you don’t need to be drenched in sweat to win and have fun.
Friend: Wanna play Splitgate?
Other friend: Fuck yeah!
by Evan29667899 September 1, 2021
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Splitgate

A common term for having gay e sex or phone sex online.
“Ayo, did you hear James and Parker splitgate last night?”
by WCroissant September 6, 2021
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Splitgate 2 Trailer

When a man cuts off his dick then sews it onto a unsuspecting female thus turning them into a femboy with a spooky spooky haircut and then they give you a EJ ( eye socket job ) then the man experiences a intense orgasm leading to kidney failure and ruptured testicles as well as AIDS, Herpes, HIV, HPV, Pubic Lice, Gonorrhea, and possibly appendicitis.
Man I can't wait to get a Splitgate 2 Trailer while watching futa. My grandpa did it in 05' but it didn't end so well and now i'm struggling with a intense vore footjob fetish.
by Sofia Capes July 11, 2025
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