splitlicker

Pussy Eaters. Mostly geared towards lesbians.

Look at those splitlickers!

by CGB86 May 12, 2018

splitlicker

A person who likes to eat pussy. Mostly geared towards lesbian women.

Look at those two splitlickers.

by CGB86 May 12, 2018

splitdick

when you fall on a rope or something along the lines of a thin tube with both legs out destroying your dick

joe: gonna walk accross this rope real quick (falls and lands on his dick, on the rope) AH FUCK I JUST GOT SPLITDICK

by Touch my brother June 23, 2019

Splishack

What results after correcting a self-proclaiming elitist or authoritative.

"Oh Splishack! Jon f*ed up while he was trying to correct my grammar!"

by Mark Guerrero May 2, 2005

SitBacker

A very distinct type of individual who tends to sit far back on the toilet seat when shitting, often times leaving fecal crumbs on the back of the toilet seat. The SitBacker signature is characterized by a V shaped doo doo crumb pattern, produced by the combination of the squashing of ass cheeks on the toilet seat, and the ass crack.

Damn that SitBacker!! There's shit on the seat, and its the only stall open!!!FUUUCCCCKKKK!

by beachgoer716 November 5, 2009

spitback

the art of spitting into a high persons anus and then playing rummikub on their afro.

"jamiecarr" sooo, you up for a spitback?
"chelsey" hell yizzle jamie you rummikub legend.
"john" you guys are sick, im off to cheljajo.

by akeem edward potter January 28, 2009

splitbaker

1. a slur against people with split personalities or borderline personality disorder, especially those who enjoy baking or baked goods.

2. a slur against people with the zodiac gemini

you are such a splitbaker.
he’s such a splitbaker! he’s mad at me one minute and the next he’s making me cookies!

by plutoes August 25, 2022