splirt

To Leave

Ah Shit, the police...i'm about to splirt still.

by Dave Fashanu April 12, 2004

Spliddle

Hitting the middle, or back middle cup in a rack of cups during a game of beer pong.

When he hit the cup he yelled Spliddle
Spliddddllleeeee!!

by The Next Episode October 25, 2005

splirted

To splash or spread some type of liquid around.

Loren: Damn, Veronica!
Veronica: Que?
Loren: You splirted your drink everywhere!

by Loren Parks January 18, 2007

Splindouche

The sweat that starts at the top of ur asscrack and runs down to your taint and makes it itch.

Tom said "Frank my grundle is itchy" and then Frank replied "Oh dude its just the Splindouche"

by Jon Whitehead January 15, 2006

splidget

poop; crap

I hate it when horses splidget on the street!

Oh, splidget!

by Kevin A. T. June 4, 2004

Splidgeon

A wet pigeon. Often found in the rain, or in Trafalger Square.

'I found a dead splidgeon yesterday.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

splurd

1) n. a pictograph of a frown drawn with two diagonal lines and a curve. 2) n. one of eight pictographs drawn by Jeremy Kayes to represent either an emotion or an individual's personality.

I drew a splurd in my notebook because I think smiley-faces are lame.

by Jeremy Kayes October 1, 2003