Canadian Log Splitter

When performing the act of anal sex the female defecates upon the males penis, and in doing so splitting the feces into two pieces.

Last night I was plowing this chick's ass and she gave me a Canadian Log Splitter.

by Jay slough April 19, 2010

Splinter Cell Style

Doing something with stealth, which is usually dangerous, or difficult, and completed in a stylish manner. Derived from the popular videogame Splintercell, which is stealth based.

When I snuck out of school, I did it Splintercell style. I would tell you specifically, but it would compromise the mission and you would become a risk.

by NOT JACK TOMPSON LOL September 2, 2005

Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011

Hair Splitter

The making of unreasonably fine distinctions. No matter how small, the person will differentiate between subjects.

a.k.a. A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS.

Person 1: "Colin just spent the past half-hour telling me the difference between magenta and pink"

Person 2: "He is such a hair splitter"

by siouxyaya123 March 12, 2012

Splintercourse

The act of having intercourse on an unfinished wooden surface.

Last night Richard and I had awesome splintercourse on the edge of his wooden hot tub...ouch. Do you have any tweezers?

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels February 18, 2009

splifted

To be under the influence of cannabis. A combination of spliff (a joint) and lifted (the results of smoking a joint). Splifted is used to describe the mind state of being very, very stoned.

Joe: Word up holmes, I just finished my final exam and it's time to celebrate. Match up?

Fred: Sure, I'll hit up Doobies after school, grab a blunt wrap, call the dopeman, and we'll get splifted!

Joe: Fo sho!

by AndrewQuick May 21, 2006

Time Splitters 2

This game is highly addictive. It features an epic story mode that tells a great story, with even greater challenges. There are so many great guns on this game it isn't even funny. There is a massively huge multiplayer mod with tons of crazy bots that are helluva tough(like MR. T)and awesomely funny. They also have a mapmaker were you can make your own multiplayer levels and story mode missions. It's extremely detailed and extremely easy so any idiot(like yourself)can pick up the controller and feel special. And there are more then 130 characters available, but you have to try to unlock them through the numerous(around more then 200)Challenge Mode and Arcade League which helps you become a Master at the game like me. And the graphics are very nice and there is no lag and blazing fast and realistic gun play.The sound and music is so great only few games are in it's legue for great music and sound effects.

Time Splitters 2 is the shiznit and Future Perfect will be even better. Since you get to drive cars, and get even more looney characters.

by Mc Mario December 3, 2004