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Splitage

The art of splitting up a group of people by walking through them.

1 point if you split them up as they come towards you.
2 points if you split them up and they are holding hands.
3 points if you split them up and they are walking in the same direction as you.

BEST DONE IN SHOPPING CENTRES
Person 1: Did you see the splitage i just pulled on that old couple?
Person 2: Yeah but my splitage from behind was better.
by sezmac May 3, 2010
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Spliffield

1. A field of marijuana or hemp.

2. A term used to describe many towns named Springfield, especially Springfield, VA for its high influx of quality marijuana from thousands of sources across the country thus leading to one of Northern Virginia's hot spots for buying and or smoking pot.
I was down in Spliffield the other day and got baked off my ass.

Im from Spliffield baby.
by chroncat101 August 25, 2010
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sploffage

The spare paper cuttings of paper after cutting something out of it
I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the table.
by Arti Hali November 8, 2005
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Spliffam

Spliffam describes being a typical lazy, unproductive waster with a 'need for weed' attitude. They tend to live off takeaways and constantly smell of weed, drinking only fizzy drinks instead of water.
"Don't be a Spliffam"

Person 1 "Hey Dude coming over to Ben Shippam's for a joint tonight?"
Person 2 "Ben Shippam? Don't you mean Ben Spliffam?"
by Spliffam June 2, 2016
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spleefage

the act of consuming one, or more spleefs (a long skiny well rolled spliff) in one sitting.
spleefage usually is a constant act which takes place over a number of hours in which a vast number of spleefs are consumed.
John: "dude, Tyrone that was crazy spleefage last night"
Tyrone: "dam right honky"

or
after session of spleefage:
John: "get up and get me a glass of water"
10 mins later
Tyrone: "F**k off honky get it yourself"
by james:D November 7, 2007
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spliffanelli

Oi there's spliffanelli
by Shakaboi October 14, 2019
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spliffled

1. The act of becoming stoned as shit due to a generous sprinkling of tobacco in MaryJane's hair. Usage also includes reference to mixture with alternative tobaccos, which can include cloves, cigarillos, and shisha.
1. Yo yo you got weed in that hookah? Shiiit well imma go over there and get MY weed and then imma come back over here and we fin get SPLIFFLED!
by BluePrince May 11, 2009
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