Spliced

To be hit by a stick

*gets hit by stick* IVE BEEN SPLICED

by Chcikeknenqkak January 6, 2017

spliced

this word, contrary to more common knowledge, does not mean to fuse. but in actuality, it means NOTHING. it is UNDEFINED, much like 0 over 0 (%). but furthermore, anyone with half a brain can realize what such a word means. look at examples below.

"splice it the fuck up"
"i am so spliced"
"spliced % undefined"

by Senor DeHou May 13, 2005

slifed

past tense, a fun way of saying 'he ate it!" a big crash, another word of an explosion

he slifed it! oh, dang!

by stef August 27, 2004

spliced fart

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".

There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

SpliceDozer

A being of which has excessive amounts of homosexuality

"Damn metro is such a SpliceDozer"

by SpliceDozer April 11, 2021

Spliced

An Obscure, Hilarious, Creative Teletoon cartoon about A Doctor creating mutants in an Island, then got arrested for doing so, and now all of the Mutants make their own society, Followed up by creative and crazy Episodes.

Person 1: I wonder if anyone has heard of The Show, Spliced.
Person 2: I think I used to watch that show as a kid. It was Pretty good!
Person 3: I've never heard of it before.

by Sh_im_anon April 16, 2022

Spliferous

Not Loyal, Dishonest, Liar(s)

"These hoes be spliferous!"

by ashtnbangedyourwife January 29, 2024