Splitting Logs

The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.

The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.

by shart master flex January 2, 2010

Slobbing meat

To preform oral sex on a man, typically a blowjob with a copious amount of saliva

Damn man I was with Samantha last night and what they say about her is true; she's an expert at slobbing meat

by DinoPrice January 13, 2017

Grave Slobbing

Instead of taking stuff away from a grave (grave robbing) you are adding to the grave site.

Usually taking the form of revenge; by having lunch sat on their grave, tossing all the empty beer cans, wrappers, and crumbs over it. Then lighting up a few smokes flicking the ash about and grinding the butt into the headstone.

To finish you can then urinate and/or take a dump on the grave, using the flowers or cards to wipe with.

Steve 'Hey dude do you feel bad you will never get your revenge on Mike for bullying you?'.

John 'Naw I spent my lunch grave slobbing his plot , so it's all good now'.

by sherav October 20, 2012

splitting hairs

To argue about an inconsequential and trivial aspect of an issue

When you are accused of being forty-five minutes late for an appointment, you are splitting hairs to say that you were really only forty minutes late

by Rafael Nunes February 5, 2006

sploobing

The act of stabbing someone in the boob with a spoon

I was sploobing all night

by dollerbill April 9, 2004

Splitting the Red Sea

Having sex with a girl on her period.

I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea,
That means I had sex with a girl on her period, that's right,
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
-Jon Lajoie, Very Super Famous
Splitting the Red Sea is a controversial act, some don't mind, but I prefer NOT to have ketchup on my hot dog.

by O.Z. tha O.G. March 8, 2011

Bamboo splitting

A sex position that starts with missionary and the person being penetrated puts one leg up in the air

I wanted him to get deeper so we changed position into bamboo splitting

by TheFlamingIcecream October 8, 2019