Adjective
Describes an especially (espezially) shitty person. Specifically when their shitty behaviour is related to their fragile ego.
Origin:
Steve Huffman (username "spez"), the CEO of Reddit, decided, in 2023, to sell out the website to advertisers and investors, in effect destroying communities for hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions of people. In response to protest on the site, Huffman implemented measures such as site-wide filtering of comments criticising him, coercion / not-so-subtle threatening of moderators etc.
Describes an especially (espezially) shitty person. Specifically when their shitty behaviour is related to their fragile ego.
Origin:
Steve Huffman (username "spez"), the CEO of Reddit, decided, in 2023, to sell out the website to advertisers and investors, in effect destroying communities for hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions of people. In response to protest on the site, Huffman implemented measures such as site-wide filtering of comments criticising him, coercion / not-so-subtle threatening of moderators etc.
Adam : I think rich corporations deserve to dominate the world and own slaves.
Peter: I respectfully don't agree with your opinion.
Adam: *Pistolwhips Peter*
Random passerby: That Adam guy is such a spez...
Peter: I respectfully don't agree with your opinion.
Adam: *Pistolwhips Peter*
Random passerby: That Adam guy is such a spez...
by notjasonmomoa June 21, 2023
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by Saigun November 30, 2016
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this is a popular word among SG-gangmembers in Hamburg, Germany!
this word can be used in different contexts.
e.g.
-Ron you spleaser, what up? (in this sentence its used as an alternative to fucker, but in a good way)
-Jay's spleaser is the smallest! (here the person is referring to J's spaghetti in the pants)
-Your the biggest spleaser / you're such a spleaser (dumbass, mofo, douchebag)
-You tha splease Cris (baoss, the best, babo, king)
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Sometimes it also referrs to girls called Lisa and Elizabeth as in Spleaser and Espleaserbeth!
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other times it's simply a little bit of jizz
this is a popular word among SG-gangmembers in Hamburg, Germany!
this word can be used in different contexts.
e.g.
-Ron you spleaser, what up? (in this sentence its used as an alternative to fucker, but in a good way)
-Jay's spleaser is the smallest! (here the person is referring to J's spaghetti in the pants)
-Your the biggest spleaser / you're such a spleaser (dumbass, mofo, douchebag)
-You tha splease Cris (baoss, the best, babo, king)
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Sometimes it also referrs to girls called Lisa and Elizabeth as in Spleaser and Espleaserbeth!
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other times it's simply a little bit of jizz
by baosman November 21, 2013
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by chazhaz123 April 14, 2021
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Matt: My leg, my leg... Call 9-1-1
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: Please help, I've lost a lot of blood.
Spleak: You think I should do that?
Matt: Oh God, the pain!
Spleak: Rain is an element! I've been learning about elements like rain.
Matt: Oh please help.
Spleak: Well, what would you like me to do?
Matt: CALL 9-1-1!!!
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: STOP SCREWING WITH ME!
Spleak: You don't want me to screw with you?
Matt: I think I'm going to pass out.
Spleak: Very interesting.
Matt: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Spleak: You were?
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: Please help, I've lost a lot of blood.
Spleak: You think I should do that?
Matt: Oh God, the pain!
Spleak: Rain is an element! I've been learning about elements like rain.
Matt: Oh please help.
Spleak: Well, what would you like me to do?
Matt: CALL 9-1-1!!!
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: STOP SCREWING WITH ME!
Spleak: You don't want me to screw with you?
Matt: I think I'm going to pass out.
Spleak: Very interesting.
Matt: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Spleak: You were?
by matt007 June 24, 2007
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