"Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.
"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.
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"I've never been so sketched out." -- Brooklyn coffee-bar clerk, recounting his reaction to the earthquake of August 2011.
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A woman whose pussy has been pounded so much that fucking her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
I finally got to nail Cathy the other night. I never knew what a stretched out whore she was, cause her beef curtains were hanging down to the ground.
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Although it was a loud fart, I wasn’t sure it was a splotcher until I saw the stain later that night.
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a reference from Harry Potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.
a reference from Harry Potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.
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Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.
Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
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