A term coined by Cindy B. Gilbert to describe a broke man attempting to be a sugar daddy.
(Other artificial sweetener brands suffice as well for this term.)
(Other artificial sweetener brands suffice as well for this term.)
Jessica: Hey did you here about that gold digger dude Michael's dating?
Cindy: Ha, Michael having a bae.. funny...but seriously bro, no worries there, Michael is such a Splenda Daddy.
Jessica: Whaddya' mean?
Cindy: Everyone knows Michael's broke af.
Cindy: Ha, Michael having a bae.. funny...but seriously bro, no worries there, Michael is such a Splenda Daddy.
Jessica: Whaddya' mean?
Cindy: Everyone knows Michael's broke af.
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spleaser comes from the word splasher, and i hope u know exactly what a splasher is, if not... ohhhh boay!
this is a popular word among SG-gangmembers in Hamburg, Germany!
this word can be used in different contexts.
e.g.
-Ron you spleaser, what up? (in this sentence its used as an alternative to fucker, but in a good way)
-Jay's spleaser is the smallest! (here the person is referring to J's spaghetti in the pants)
-Your the biggest spleaser / you're such a spleaser (dumbass, mofo, douchebag)
-You tha splease Cris (baoss, the best, babo, king)
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Sometimes it also referrs to girls called Lisa and Elizabeth as in Spleaser and Espleaserbeth!
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other times it's simply a little bit of jizz
this is a popular word among SG-gangmembers in Hamburg, Germany!
this word can be used in different contexts.
e.g.
-Ron you spleaser, what up? (in this sentence its used as an alternative to fucker, but in a good way)
-Jay's spleaser is the smallest! (here the person is referring to J's spaghetti in the pants)
-Your the biggest spleaser / you're such a spleaser (dumbass, mofo, douchebag)
-You tha splease Cris (baoss, the best, babo, king)
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Sometimes it also referrs to girls called Lisa and Elizabeth as in Spleaser and Espleaserbeth!
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other times it's simply a little bit of jizz
by baosman November 21, 2013
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1) traffic is backed up for the next 10 miles....oh that is just splenderfuckingrific!
2) Candy wants to suck your cock! Wow, that is splenderfuckingrific!
2) Candy wants to suck your cock! Wow, that is splenderfuckingrific!
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Matt: My leg, my leg... Call 9-1-1
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: Please help, I've lost a lot of blood.
Spleak: You think I should do that?
Matt: Oh God, the pain!
Spleak: Rain is an element! I've been learning about elements like rain.
Matt: Oh please help.
Spleak: Well, what would you like me to do?
Matt: CALL 9-1-1!!!
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: STOP SCREWING WITH ME!
Spleak: You don't want me to screw with you?
Matt: I think I'm going to pass out.
Spleak: Very interesting.
Matt: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Spleak: You were?
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: Please help, I've lost a lot of blood.
Spleak: You think I should do that?
Matt: Oh God, the pain!
Spleak: Rain is an element! I've been learning about elements like rain.
Matt: Oh please help.
Spleak: Well, what would you like me to do?
Matt: CALL 9-1-1!!!
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: STOP SCREWING WITH ME!
Spleak: You don't want me to screw with you?
Matt: I think I'm going to pass out.
Spleak: Very interesting.
Matt: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Spleak: You were?
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