Spitoon

A Spitoon is when a vagina is so large that you could spit into it's open hole

Damn that bitch's Spitoon is so big you could loogie in it!

by DJ Camel January 14, 2013

salty spitoon

When you ejaculate into a girls belly button

Bitch, turn over so I can give you a salty spitoon.

by Broseidon_7 February 25, 2015

Salty Spitoon

When a guy jizzes into a girls nostril

"David gave me a salty spitoon last night"

by Pepe Dankmeme April 22, 2016

Shitcronic

A word used to decribe an object, circumstance, or event where the the user of the word feels amazed.

Did you see that? That was the shitcronic yo! or That car is the shitcronic!

by The James Thompson September 17, 2014

spitoon

An object to spit in while throwing in a fat dip, preferably Grizz, but any brand is acceptable in a pinch. Typically given a rating from 1 to 4, with 1 being an object that is likely to leak and/or spill, and a 4 being a solid, sturdy reusable object with a closing feature such as a Gatorade bottle or a jar. Any object can become a spitoon as soon as it is used for dip spit.

This spitoon has treated me well, I'd probably give it a 3/4 overall.

by DatSpitoon September 2, 2013

spitoon

the mother of all spitters.

this hydrogn peroxide bottle is of spitoon caliber.

by cunt slayer December 28, 2005

Spitoon

When you spit a dip into a girl/guys ass during sex

I gave her a spitoon last night Bobby Todd.

by Bobby Todd June 13, 2018