spilt milk

When you jizz your shorts unexpectedly.

Dude, that chick was so hot, I spilt milk just looking at her melons

by libationlibrarian August 26, 2004

spilt milk

An event in the past(usually a bad event or missed opportunity).

There's no use crying over spilled milk.

by kevin May 31, 2004

spilt milk

when a chick is sucking your dick and she starts laughing right as you start to cum, and the cum starts to spill out her nose.

That bitch was deep throating my dick when all of a sudden i noticed she had some spilt milk coming out her nose.

by shawn May 27, 2004

spilt milk

womens knicker juice

look in womens draws when shes turned on and youll see a trail of the gunk. v.tasty cum. cums by supprise hence the word spilt milk.

by gunk lesbian lover May 26, 2004

cry over spilt milk

Become unreasonably upset over a minor mishap

Don't cry over spilt milk, get on with life! - His complaining is just so much crying over spilt milk.

by Necessary Evil April 20, 2011

cry over spilt milk

When you come so hard in the bitch's eye that she cries.

When Tanya agreed to the facial, she didn't realize that she was going to cry over spilt milk.

by dirrrty chili dog July 30, 2008

cry over spilt milk

jizz in a bitch's eye so hard that she cries

When Tanya agreed to the facial, I came so hard that she started to cry over spilt milk. And then, she cleaned it up.

by dirrrty chili dog April 27, 2006