gimpy pirate

You blow a load in a chick's eye, thereby blinding her and then kick her in the knee, making her stumble around the room like a Gimpy Pirate.

I gave that hooker the Gimpy Pirate and then ran away without paying!

by libationlibrarian August 27, 2004

noodler

Pedantic know-all who never stops talking and takes every opportunity to insert themselves into any conversation regardless of social decorum at the hope of being perceived as a pundit with boundless knowledge.

"I noodled around and found that what you really mean to say xyz..." - That guy is a fucking noodler, he never shuts up.

by libationlibrarian August 26, 2004

spilt milk

When you jizz your shorts unexpectedly.

Dude, that chick was so hot, I spilt milk just looking at her melons

by libationlibrarian August 26, 2004