Spiffylessitus

It's a fatal disease, when you can't talk to your bestest best friend over skype.

Friend 1: *texting nonstop, crying and coughing*
Friend 2: What's wrong with her?
Doctor: She's suffering from spiffylessitus.

by zoey dumas2 August 2, 2011

Spiffynarkle

A type of fart that attains a frequency not heard by the human ear.

Dude did you just spiffynarkle?
Yea man how’d you know!
My dogs crying blood

by Clittickler9000 June 2, 2018