Spider Face Syndrome

being high enough to where you feel things on your face (or body) that aren't there

"I keep moving my hair away from my face but it's still there"
"No, it's not. Dude you got spider face syndrome."

by angiebaby19 January 24, 2019

spidername_dean

epic gamer and best gamer on super doomspire and he fast

omg hax!1111 nah thats spidername_dean11111111111111111!°

by c3ator February 12, 2021

spiderfairchild

spiderfairchild is very obsessed with IT and also has outstandingly slow replies… but he’s working on it i think so it’s fine. anyways he makes me laugh and probably heaps of other people too. he should be on the top 3 bsfs awards if there was one

spiderfairchild loves IT

by qyyfeii August 28, 2022

spidermaned

To masterbait before going to sleep and waking up with sticky hands like to gain super powers

Yo man i got up today and i scratched my head and i forgot i spidermaned it last night!

by Shakezulia February 28, 2008

Sideface

The random turning of the face away from another person in order to strike up conversation.
May be followed with flailing fingers in the shape of a mouth on the side of ones face.

Mctigue looked at me, the silence was so awkward i had to restrain myself from throwing up a sideface.

by horizontalface May 26, 2009

Spiderfan

The act of masturbating whilst hanging upside down opposite a powerful fan with a spiderman mask only half on ones face. One then ejaculates into ones hand and slings it into the fan like the famous webslinger. The fan then it blows the jizm back onto oneself - preferably in the chest.

hey man i was bored last night so I totally Spiderfanned myself FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!

I heard that Brad gave himself the old Spiderfan last night. That's probably why his shirt is sticking to his chest.

by Virender Shewag December 15, 2011

Spideraxe30

Yet another Internet weirdo nobody really knows.

I know Spideraxe30 - no one said.
I trust Spideraxe30 - no one said.
Spideraxe30 is a cool guy - no one said.

by Barkingdog August 13, 2023