Spikey shit

When your are taking a shit and it feels like a cactus is sliding out of your asshole.

John: Damn bro, I just took a spikey shit. My asshole fucking hurts.

Bill: Ah, sorry about that dude. Those are the worst.

by Defon April 7, 2018

Spicket Fence

100 mexicans in line waiting for their pay.

I was outside the home depot when I saw that damn brown spicket fence lined up out the door. I was tempted to keep driving through it, but I hit my brakes.

by Gwayne March 15, 2008

Spikey

An unsettled mood where any event is viewed as negative or threatening. People in a spikey mood are difficult to please and react very badly to everything.

Did you speak to Sue this morning, god that girl is spikey today.

Please can you try to be less spikey on Monday mornings, I am fed up with hearing you snap at your colleagues and co-workers over nothing.

by Paulsinhis30's April 5, 2009

Spicey

A person who's personality is full of flavor. Someone with depth of character who is not boring.

She's spicey!

by Logomaniac44 November 4, 2019

spickerican

The first or main language of a Hispanic (Spanish speaking) person, as identified by a white or redneck person.

Is Juanita speaking Spanish? Sounds likes spickerican to me.

by Mutha humpa October 9, 2013

Ricky Van Slickey

When you escape unnoticed from a social gathering in order to prevent the shit your friends will give you for leaving, the length of time it will take to say good bye to everyone, or the awkward sloppy wet kiss that your great aunt Mildred always gives you.

"Where the hell did Jessie go, did he Ricky Van Slickey again?"
"Yeah he Ricky Van Slickied his ass outta here a while ago , I hope he paid his tab this time."

by dre1686 April 5, 2015

Spikey Blonde Hair

What lesbians have

If a chick has Spikey Blonde Hair, she's probly lez

by Shaved_Deer February 7, 2012