A combination of the words spandex and jeans; a speaner is a person who wears extremely tight jeans, shoes with big-ass tongues and florescent shoe laces, listens to "hipster" bands, and is very sad for no reason.
That speaner can barely walk because his jeans are too tight, his shoes are too big, and he is crying while he listens to Fall Out Boy.
by William Poochsag June 12, 2011
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A terrible smelling vagina.
See, in the cycle of a fish's life, spawning is done right near the very end. The fish swim up the river and they lay their eggs and then they die and wash up on the banks of the river.
That smell is what we're talking about.
See, in the cycle of a fish's life, spawning is done right near the very end. The fish swim up the river and they lay their eggs and then they die and wash up on the banks of the river.
That smell is what we're talking about.
by JM Styles January 14, 2009
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Often as a result of having an incredibly huge night before.
Often as a result of having an incredibly huge night before.
I caught a spewber the other night after the party.. Man, the driver pulled over so I could vomit in the street.. I gave him 5 stars though
by Maddisonia September 12, 2016
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Get the Spewper Booper mug.Used by assholes who have no real skill in the game of Clash Royale. Makes use of cheap card that deploy as many troops as possible. They do not win towers but make games last until the end so they win by damage. People like this usually smell like shit and can be found scraping gamer gunk out of their varied orifices. They also will brag about all the money they’ve spent on various mobile games.
by The Scarlet L June 26, 2021
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