1. (verb) To get a group of friends to pile on one person of the same or different gender, so as to symbolize sperm getting to an egg.
Originated by the men at USY HaNegev Encampment 2007.
Originated by the men at USY HaNegev Encampment 2007.
Jake (to Josh, Jared, Elliott and Amy): Let's "spermulate" Steven!
All: Spermulation! Spermulation! Spermulation!
(They all proceed to pile on top of Steven)
All: Spermulation! Spermulation! Spermulation!
(They all proceed to pile on top of Steven)
by Steve RR March 12, 2008
Get the spermulation mug.The word that should be used to describe moving walkways/stairs in shopping centers due to the large amounts of sperm deposited on the hand rails because men often don't wash their hands after using the bathrooms in public places.
"She used the spermalator to get from the first floor to the second floor of the shopping center."
"Lets take the spermalator, it's quicker"
"Lets take the spermalator, it's quicker"
by foxxysamantha January 10, 2009
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When your computer is slow as fuck from all the viruses and spyware you get from porn and jerking off around and on your computer, you get spermware.
IT: How can i help you sir?
You: Oh my computer is really slow, I don't know whats wrong with it
IT: From just looking at your bowers history I think your computer has spermware! Yep no doubt about it.
You: Oh my computer is really slow, I don't know whats wrong with it
IT: From just looking at your bowers history I think your computer has spermware! Yep no doubt about it.
by AntiDevil23 June 21, 2016
Get the spermware mug.Guy 1:Dude I hooked up with Curtis's mom!
Guy 2: dude, that's spermarific!
Guy 1: You know a I slapped a beard on that ho!
Guy 2: Epic!
Guy 1: Then I found 50 bucks!
Guy 2: Wow, that's also spermarific!
Guy 2: dude, that's spermarific!
Guy 1: You know a I slapped a beard on that ho!
Guy 2: Epic!
Guy 1: Then I found 50 bucks!
Guy 2: Wow, that's also spermarific!
by DeShanzie February 15, 2008
Get the spermarific mug.Spermulation, the krunktastic fabulous fantastic amazing process originally postulated by the Unmitigatedly Funkadelic Professor George Clinton, is the communication of funk through hyper-funkitized sperm, colored hot pink and glowing. Causes grooves to reverberate throughout nearby bodies and mass dancing and subsequent spermulation.
Spermulation 101:
Curve dat backbone as you swivel side-to-side
And in-between strokes you can add your slide!
Flam your fingers out or use your fists(For added discotizin' you can robotize yo' wrists)
I don't mean to instigate but change your direction and spermulate!
Curve dat backbone as you swivel side-to-side
And in-between strokes you can add your slide!
Flam your fingers out or use your fists(For added discotizin' you can robotize yo' wrists)
I don't mean to instigate but change your direction and spermulate!
by Funkmasta Dubya September 19, 2005
Get the spermulation mug.A plastic cover over keyboards, rarely seen these days but frequently used in the past. Ostensibly used to prevent the keyboard's inner workings from exposure to dust or liquids, their primary use was to make sure the keys didn't get clogged with ejaculate.
I'm glad that I had a chance to take the spermguard off of the keyboard before they used the blacklight on my office, or otherwise I'd be fired for waxing the knob when I should have been filing TPS reports.
by Philly Dan September 25, 2009
Get the Spermguard mug.A woman who takes sperm from a used condom and later inserts it into herself in an attempt to get pregnant, usually without the "donors" knowledge or consent.
Shaquisha went into the hotel room after the millionaire left, and committed the sperglary when she took the used condom in the trash can.
by Bigfoot boomer April 12, 2020
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