Spermicterus

When a guy hasn't had sex in a while, and all the sperm that he hasn't cummed, "backs up" into his brain. So now all he thinks about is having sex.

A play on the condition, kernicterus, in which unconjugated bilirubin deposits into the brain of a newborn, causing severe physical and mental problems.

Man, John has a case of spermicterus. All he does is talk about sex. He really needs to get laid.

by rishta September 23, 2011

Spermatella

A spread, specifically made for people with an unusual sexuality. Only available in Australia, and coming soon to Mexico!

Wallace had some nice toast with Spermatella on it to start his day.

by chocolate-rain November 8, 2009

spermied

Childish past tense verb for ejaculating. When used during or shortly after a sexual encounter, this verb is known to off-put the other participant to the degree that they almost instantly decide never to have sex with them again.

Oops, I spermied in you.

by whocouldbescaredofajeffery July 3, 2014

Spermigedan

So much semen it’s the terminator type thing

It’s gonna be spermigedan on you lil ho

by Weird but true man June 24, 2020

Spermiverse

It is a word for different sperm banks. Like on earth we have multiverses, so for sperm banks we have spermiverse

Sibling 1 to sibling 2: I am from another spermiverse from you

by Vinshi August 13, 2021