sperminate

To drench someone in sperm

Rob: Check out that ass! I would totally sperminate her any day of the week!
Matt: HAHAHAHAHA, your chances with her are slim to none.

by Mister D October 20, 2004

sperminal

It looks like a urinal except its for sperm

While you go to the urine to take a urine Im going to the sperminal to take a sperm

by sarcomax March 20, 2003

sperminator

A hulking, monstrosity of a male, swelled to intense proportions by his massive ego and genital package. His sole purpose is to appropriate your girlfriend and stick his dick in the "mashed potatoes". All this is concluded with a massive outpouring (a true 'gentleman's finish!) of man milk. Looks puerto rican, is generally unpleasant and should be shot on sight, or sodomized with a bandsaw.

We had a rough nite at the bar, I go for a piss and when I come back here's this 7foot high walking hardon with his mitts all over my girls tits. After receiving a severe beating on his behalf, the last thing I remember is that sperminator walkin out, gettin half-blown by my girl.

by Roscoe 'cockblocker' McGillis July 1, 2003

Sperminal Velocity

Sperms velocity right before a facial.

Damn my sperminal velocity last night was off the charts.

by BuckNasty189 May 29, 2011

spermine

(technical) a tetraamine present in semen, responsible for the smell of cum

because i was too lazy to find a kleenex to jizz into, my underwear smells of spermine and spermidine

by kevinthechemist August 16, 2017

Sperring

The webbing and/or skin located in-between your index finger and thumb. It is insanely squishy and stretchable.

Person1: Imagine if you got a paper cut on your sperring!

Person2: Wow, that would suck.

by Just Far April 23, 2010

spermint

a minty flavor of semen

my jizz has a minty fresh spermint flavor

by Sgt. Raptor February 28, 2009