Spermadent

A special brand of toothpaste that helps prevent tooth decay. 2 out of 3 dentists recommend it.

She brushed her teeth with Spermadent every day, to help prevent tooth decay.

by MrGuy666 December 21, 2015

spermine

(technical) a tetraamine present in semen, responsible for the smell of cum

because i was too lazy to find a kleenex to jizz into, my underwear smells of spermine and spermidine

by kevinthechemist August 16, 2017

Spermagulation

Spermagulation is semen clogging the urethra. This side affect occurs if you do not urinate shortly after sexual intercourse or masturbation. It can become quite painful if this is not taken care of post haste.

"SHIT! My penis is on fire! I should have cleared out my urethra sooner than later to avoid the retched spermagulation."

by Grantyy October 19, 2008

Spermagator

A male who is constantly trying to pump his sperm in or upon his woman. Sometimes it can be on an inanimate object as well. He doesnt really care where as long as he gets to dump his load.

My boyfriend is such a spermagator, last night he dumped a load in me, one on my back and one on my pillow for good measure.

by 077 October 24, 2008

Sperminate

To squirt cum at a person or object.

Opps, I just sperminated my computer screen, darn you Linda Tripp, you sexy transvestite.

by www.geocities.com/project_fallen June 5, 2004

spermanent

Giving your girl a little "hairstyling help" at the of a "romantic encounter"

Every morning, Jim and John would give Kathy and Amy fresh new spermanents.

by Bri May 15, 2003

Spermite

Unwanted sperm.

I must go to the doctor to get on birth control in order to avoid spermite penetration.

by ofperin May 7, 2010