Spermeate

To cause sperm or seminal fluid to spread or flow throughout; pervade

At first sight of Lady Rodenza, a dark stain spermeated the crotch of Don Diaz's pants, causing him utmost embarassment.

by Eric H. April 10, 2005

sperminted

pregnant; a girl has once had sperm inside her which gets her knocked up

That girl is sperminted.

by AshTrash June 20, 2008

Spermit The Frog

One of the controversial characters from the Muppets, he’s quite the opposite of his cousin Kermit. Instead of avoiding Miss Piggy, Spermit the Frog spends his time trying to impregnate Miss Piggy but fails due to his lack of prowess and banjo playing

Spermit the Frog needs to get his Lilly padded or else

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

spermbird

1. Another word for penis.

2. A inappropriate way to say stork.

3. A bird and or parrot that sits on a pirates shoulder for the sole purpose of jacking off to.

1. That guy got his spermbird cut off.

2.Boy: Mommy where do babies come from.
Mom: The spermbird, sweety.
Boy: ????

3. Long John: Arrgh I lost me spermbird!!!!!

by Floppy Cock August 17, 2008

Spermfire

Firing sperm as if your penis is a gun/weapon.

That slut got rained on by spermfire.

by tee8yourR March 24, 2011

Spermicelli

Thick stream of jizz that sticks to your cock because you didn't drink enough water.

"I was dehydrated after drinking last night. When I jerked off this morning I had spermicelli."

by mad mac October 14, 2012

Spermtember

The term used to describe having sex all throughout the month of September.

“Dude are you participating in Spermtember?”

by deluxebitchxx September 4, 2020