sperm whale

person 1: dude, i got with hailey last night

person 2: sorry to break it to you man, but she's a sperm whale

person 1: *starts crying* i thought she felt heavy!

by lulzra roflnig October 31, 2011

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Sperm Whale

When someone ejaculates into a cup of water and drinks it.

Guy 1: yo, me and the boys dared Will to do a sperm whale last night
Guy 2: omg eww

by iaminsidebarakobama March 23, 2020

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Sperm Whale

A fat woman that loves cream in her asshole.

Ur mom is such a sperm whale

by Xx_.strawberryxjam._xX February 25, 2021

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When you're fucking a girl, choke her until she's at the point of passing out. Once she is out of breath, pull out and splurge you're load all in her mouth. Her first deep breathe will inhale you're cum deep into her lungs.

She was very interested in marine biology so I took her to the beach and showed that bitch the sperm whale inhale.

by Maze Men March 13, 2009

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The Sperm Whaler

Raw-dogging a girl in the butt, shooting your man batter all up inside her. Then, punch her in the stomach to make her fart.

(Picture a whale coming up for a breath of fresh air.)

I went hogging last night and picked up a panzer, took her back to my place and gave her the sperm whaler.

by xbadxonex February 22, 2008