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Minister of Resources and Spending

A satirical or humorous acronym expansion created as a playful parody of the traditional title "Mrs." used for married women. In this context, "MRS" is humorously reimagined to stand for "Minister of Resources and Spending," implying a lighthearted association between married individuals and their roles as decision-makers or managers of household resources and expenditures. This parody acronym is not an official or conventional title but is employed for comedic effect or commentary on the responsibilities often associated with married life.
Used Car Salesman: So, my man, are you going to buy the Delorean today? It won't last long!

Married Man: I'm really interested, but I'll have to run it by the Minister of Resources and Spending first.
by gonzobrains September 13, 2023
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Offense spending

The enormous budget of the Pentagram in DC. It is used to put troops in 120 nations in 700 bases. It is justified with continuous scare tactics of bin Boogeyman and underwear bombers.
The Repukes want to cut government spending but refuse to cut Offense spending.
by Kopernikus November 7, 2010
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speedonkadonk

Device that tells you how fast yo ass is goin.
Slow down, girl. Yous better check yo speedonkadonk b4 you get a ticket.
by Dr. L1 December 21, 2010
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Spending Freeze

Word used in political forums to play down the lack of ability to accomplish tasks and hide the facts from the public. Made popular by President Barack Obama.
Obama: "I'm initiating a spending freeze for the FY2012 budget."
Reporter: "Then why does the budget deficit increase by 400 b-b-b-b-billion dollars?"
by Obamanidiot March 2, 2011
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Spendorf Moment

A spendorf moment is when someone does such a fucking dumbass thing in parasite zeta.
Someone: *gets spawned at minute 2
Everyone: "spendorf moment"
by DarkHallowed December 6, 2020
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spedonking

Like a donkey, the woman gets down on the floor - hands and knees - the man then places his ballsack on her back and slowly rubs them on her bare skin until he orgasms.
Mark: What's for dinner later?
Jenny: Whatever you want...
Mark: How about shepeard's pie?
Jenny: Sounds good!
Mark: Good! And after that we'll have a little session of spedonking.
by Quacky Quetzel March 27, 2010
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Spendorphins

The flow of energy that starts in your body and mind when you go into a store that has things you want to buy.
I went to Barneys and got a rush of Spendorphins as soon as I walked in the door!
by MrsL May 5, 2010
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