spleen tickler 

1. A gigantic penis used for anal sex, presumably so large that it tickles the recipient's spleen.

2. A person who uses his gigantic penis for anal sex.

1. Wow, that's some spleen tickler you've got there. Bobby.

2. "Hey, are you a pitcher or catcher?" "I'm not only a pitcher, but a spleen tickler too."

spleen tickler by GusTheD December 17, 2011

green spleen 

when something so autistic happens, it is almost impossible to describe

that was a definite green spleen

green spleen by okkretardd November 16, 2018

ur spleen

A random nerd's remix of ur mom.

A good way to offend someone's spleen.

A roast.

Hey dude! What's up?

UR SPLEEN!!!

ur spleen by VA_NERD_SPLEEN_YEET_LOL! May 11, 2019

speenis 

when your clone travels in time, from the future and faster than the speed of light, to cross pee streams with you.

Christian Bale in Terminator Salvation as John Conner had too much to drink before traveling back in time and gave Edward Furlong a speenis.

speenis by Speenis Man August 10, 2009

spleen 

An internal organ of the human body on the left side.
It's job is to destroy old red blood cells.

My spleen is destroying all those old red blood cells, RIGHT NOW.

spleen by elissanozit April 23, 2009

speent 

A cute dog

Aw, come here you little speent.

speent by BROOKLYN1101 August 1, 2017

spleen digging 

The act of deeply penetrating your partner.

I hope you enjoyed your salad baby because after your dialysis appointment I am going to be spleen digging you all night long.

spleen digging by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023