Speedofile

A pedophile who is fast at running

That Speedofile is getting away!

by 3tirty333_:3 July 26, 2018

SpeedFeed

The QUICK consumption of a meal or snack.

Nope, I'll be faster; I'm having a SpeedFeed, today.

by SpeedFeeder? September 2, 2010

speedbird

One who flies around for a certain British airline that has a bad attitude problem as standard.

"Those crew over there are such wankers, they must be speedbirds."

by a.net September 26, 2006

Speedofile

A middle aged man who hangs around swimming pools in skin tight trunks who offers to help children in and out of the pool.

Mummy, mummy, who's that strange looking man in the tight trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him

by Smed69 February 18, 2005

Speedcore

An extremely brutal form of electronica which contains beats of 200-400 bpm. It's the equivelent of taking a jackhammer to the head. This music WILL most likely give you a headache if taken in large doses.

ScreamerClauz - Bloody Underwear

I listened to speedcore for 30 straight minutes and my ass exploded.

by SLAYtanic February 13, 2005

speedflex

Something your coach let’s you wear when your a good player on the football team, and takes it away when you mess up and are a shitty player.

“Ayo coach where’s the speedflex helmet?”

Coach- “ you don’t get one, your bench

by Suvy24 April 20, 2021

Speedied

A popular forum poster being run off a forum by a specific moderator or admin. over personal issues.

I can't believe the bird speedied him too.

by Plastic Pig May 16, 2009